To The Rude Bike Dude

Dear Rude Bike Dude,
I know that because the law says you can ride on the street that you feel entitled to do so.
I also know that I am in a car and can run your ass over at any time.

So, until you can go 80 km/h turning from the Lewvan onto Parliament Ave, you might want to reconsider calling me "Lady!" and informing me that I can't pull up next to you.

In fact, I can. There are two lanes. And I ain't waiting for your eco-cycling hippie ass to cross the street just because YOU think I should.

So, for next time, please be prepared for me to run you over. Fannie is a force to be reckoned with.

Thank you,
Angela