We hadn't been in the city for more than three minutes when a guy in a car pulled up in the lane next to us. He was normal looking. But I noticed that he was wearing blue latex gloves. That's strange.
So now I'm thinking of all the reasons he would be wearning those:
- his car was so dirty he didn't want to touch anything
- he's scared of H1N1
- he forgot to take them off after doing a pap exam
- he's late for giving a prostate exam
- fucked-up fashion
- he has OCD and its just not logical
- he was cutting up meat and didn't want the germs on his hands or under his nails
- he couldn't afford real mitts... (maybe he shouldn't be driving such a nice car then)
Don't google 'why people wear latex gloves'. It's more disgusting and disturbing than anything I could think of.
1 comment:
Oh my GOD Jen. You are hilarious. I will not be Googleing "why people wear latex gloves". I can't wait to hear more from you crazy sisters.
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