Cartwheels!

I get in trouble sometimes when I try to show off my athletic ability. Probably because I'm not athletic. And it takes a little bit of vodka for me to think I am. It's part of the "audience disease" I blogged about last March, surprisingly at the same event in Biggar... when I split my pants.

So, when deciding to do a cartwheel, which I CAN do as of 1995, there's a few things to consider:

• that your clothes will still be appropriately placed on your body
• that the cement will hurt your hand and to choose grass
• that the grass you choose doesn't belong to a dog

Failure to consider these can lead to some less than pleasant consequences for yourself, but your friends will find it hilarious!